if there is a God...

...he will give Pat Robertson a mutant flesh-eating virus. I mean, for real, people. Pray with me. Pray hard, now!

The latest according to Pat is that Ariel Sharon's stroke is not due to the fact that he's nearly eighty years old and grossly overweight and has one of the most stressful jobs on the planet, it's God's punishment for "dividing Israel". How original, Pat.

"God considers this land to be his," Robertson said on his TV program "The 700 Club." "You read the Bible and he says `This is my land,' and for any prime minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, `No, this is mine.'" What is God? Like, four years old?

Later in the same broadcast Roberston reminded his audience of what happened to Rabin. "It was a terrible thing that happened, but nevertheless he was dead," he said.


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