3/12/2006

McCain suffers from Stockholm Syndrome

John McCain's recent call for Republicans to vote for President Bush in an informal straw poll of 2008 presidential hopefuls at a Republican conference Saturday night that Bill Frist won handily demonstrates the "Traumatic bonding" with torturers seen in victims of torture. McCain came in fifth with less than 5% of the vote, after his beloved tormentor-in-chief who garnered double that.

For a while there I thought McCain was a pretty good bet, but he's definitely got a screw loose, poor sod.

Second place in the straw poll, by the way, was Massachusetts' own Mitt Romney. He was a distant second to Frist, with 14% to Frist's 37%, but still. Is Frist-Romney really the Republican dream ticket? You thought Bush-Cheney was bad? You ain't seen nothin' yet.

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