Bushie's latest little outburst

"I'm the decider!" the President blurted out, when asked about calls for Donald Rumsfeld's resignation.

When pressed, he added: "You're not the boss of me!"

After which he stuck out his tongue at reporters, climbed on his Big Wheel, and tore out of the room, running over the foot of a journalist from CNN and almost knocking over a reporter from the New York Times.

His Chief of Staff apologized for the outburst.

"He has not had his afternoon nap," he explained, hurrying from the room after the President. "He hasn't even gotten his num-num."

"Considering the num-num," a White House Spokesman told reporters afterwards, "he's actually been very well-behaved."


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